Learn tech corporate PR in one easy step!

Changing your product’s features? Just follow this template and you’ll be golden:

As part of our ongoing efforts to [PICK ONE: ENHANCE OUR USER EXPERIENCE/IMPROVE ACCOUNT SECURITY/DEVELOP THE BEST PRODUCTS FOR OUR USERS/BLAND RESTATEMENT OF CORPORATION’S MISSION STATEMENT], soon our system will no longer [DO THIS THING THAT A SUBSTANTIAL MINORITY OF YOU REALLY LIKED]. In order to [HALF-ASSEDLY APPROXIMATE THAT THING], you can [TRY THIS VERY INCONVENIENT WORKAROUND THAT YOU PROBABLY WON’T EVER USE].

To learn more about [THE USELESS WORKAROUND], visit [HYPERLINK TO HELP CENTER ARTICLE THAT WILL ONLY MAKE YOU ANGRIER].

You’re welcome!

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